Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
This is the site I write for. It’s a horror movie blog, but the boss let me hijack it for a review of the new TMNT. Apologies to those who enjoyed it, I was not a fan. :(
Warnings for spoilers and foul language. (Site in general is also NSFW.)
Changing gears this week, we bring to you a shitfest of epic proportions. Which isn’t altogether inappropriate for this site, because really, what’s more horrifying than watching your childhood flushed down the toilet? Grab your nunchaku and put in the call to Pizza Hut—‘cause HH is about to get a dose of overproduced, Hollywood schlock under the guise of turtle power.