Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)

This is the site I write for.  It’s a horror movie blog, but the boss let me hijack it for a review of the new TMNT.  Apologies to those who enjoyed it, I was not a fan.  :(

Warnings for spoilers and foul language.  (Site in general is also NSFW.)

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)

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Changing gears this week, we bring to you a shitfest of epic proportions.   Which isn’t altogether inappropriate for this site, because really, what’s more horrifying than watching your childhood flushed down the toilet?  Grab your nunchaku and put in the call to Pizza Hut—‘cause HH is about to get a dose of overproduced, Hollywood schlock under the guise of turtle power.

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Head’s up people - gifs and ‘caps will be retuning soon.  In the meantime I’m at SDCC and will be live tweeting from various TMNT panels (including all the juicy info from the Nick toon panel).

Follow me (@d3monsweat) for updates.

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(Oh and my little girl will be back this year as the turtle in red.  How about another sketch, Nick guys?)  ;)

TURTLE POWAH

Head’s up people - gifs and ‘caps will be retuning soon. In the meantime I’m at SDCC and will be live tweeting from various TMNT panels (including all the juicy info from the Nick toon panel).

Follow me (@d3monsweat) for updates.

https://twitter.com/d3monsweat

(Oh and my little girl will be back this year as the turtle in red. How about another sketch, Nick guys?) ;)

TURTLE POWAH

I miss LH too, Mikey…  ;_;

Raph… I know how you feel man, I know how you feel

edit: added variant 

:3

representin’

I roll twenties

SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY…

*clenches fist*

brothers first